I wrote the most ridiculously emo and dramatic blog post Monday night. It involved lots of similes and metaphors, like I was back in my college “creative” (read: pansy ass) writing class. But, instead of posting it in a fit of wine and crying, I held off. Mostly because my ...
. Read More →A few months, weeks, years (something of that nature, I lose track of time when I’m shitting rainbows), I made a somewhat snarky post about the morons who can’t read a crotch critter infection test. I mean, really, how hard can it be to pee on a stick and read ...
. Read More →Since it's Friday and I love to laugh and I know you love to laugh, because there really isn't much point to reading this (if you are) other than laughing. At me or with me? Doesn't matter. I'm controlling your brain juices as we speak. Muahauahauhaua. What is brain juice? Does ...
. Read More →Every once in a while, it's time to change my desktop background on this old pink laptop with a missing R key. I'm too poor to afford another one, but if someone wants to send me one, I promise to BE REALLY O-M-G CAPITAL LETTERS IN LOVE WITH YOU! Yeah, ...
. Read More →What's in a name? Names have always intrigued me – even obsessed me. As a kid (back in the days of Full House reruns and an attention span that could go on for hours), I used to write "novels." Technically, the length probably would be better classified as a novella (or ...
. Read More →In July of this year, Hubsorama and I will be married for two years. Next January, I'll be 26. Although our group of friends, for the most part, aren't in babymaking modes, it isn't completely outrageous for married couples "our age" to be reproducing. So, why is it when I have ...
. Read More →Babies love me. Saying this to most people who know me would almost certainly incite instantaneous laughter. Historically, I'm not experienced with babies. I get all awkward around them. I don't have that "awww awnt woo da cwootist wittle thing" babyitus like most girls I know. Yet babies always love me. I've attributed ...
. Read More →Today is gorgeous. It's really too bad I'm sick and can't enjoy it. Really, I think I am willing myself better just in hopes that I'll get to spend some time out in it. It does seem the porcupine shoved down my throat has retreated and swelling in my lymph ...
. Read More →Interesting conversation with The Hubs the other day that got me thinking. We were discussing our future (when we are planning to buy a new house, having kids, etc.) He had previously made little comments about how he didn't want children until he was old enough to join AARP (kidding), ...
. Read More →Today was my sister's baby shower. Can't say I wasn't stressed, but at the end of the day it went off great. After I not only screwed up the time on the first invite, but on the second "correction" letter I sent out I managed to get the date wrong ...
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Haunted on Bourbon Street by Deanna Chase
