You know what Justin Bieber means to me? Fucking Jurassic Park. Here’s where I’m coming from: I remember when MTV showed music videos. Well, not exactly. I remember as a kid not really being able to watch video on MTV. My parents weren’t really strict and I don’t actually remember if there ...
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Being a vegetarian off-and-on since I was 16 has finally caught up with me. Here I am, on the other side of “closer to 30 than 20,”and I do not effing know how to cook bacon. I mean, I know how I'm supposed to cook it, but it just turns into ...
Read More →Yes, I'm still here. In fact, I've written several blogs. Several super important blogs that I worked on for days at a time and then trashed because, upon final review, I realized I must've been high on bleach fumes and they made as much as sense as most of the finger-pointing ...
. Read More →Happy Fat Tuesday, yo! Now, you may be asking me "What is Skinny Tuesday?" because I (and Google) know all. Seriously, I’m like Wizard of freaking Oz up in ‘hur because I can tell you the name of that one movie that had midgets or some other type of “mythical” type characters with ...
. Read More →A few days ago, I read Brandeewine's post "Panty Hose are Evil" (which was a response to Lgesin's initial simple titled "Dress Code") asking the following question: What do you think about dress codes? Do they make sense in school, restaurants, or places of business? Why or why not? Being born in ...
. Read More →I think I’m losing my mind. Like, literally. Well, OK, not literally literally – like I’m going to post its picture on a milk carton. But my thoughts have been taking a detour from point A to point B – and probably accepting candy from strangers along the way. I ...
. Read More →I need to stop only updating this blog with my medical problems. I'm starting to feel like that distant cousin no one wants to sit by at a family reunion – the one who overshares about his bunions or gives a NFL-worthy play-by-play of his colonoscopy. With visual aids. I won't talk ...
. Read More →Are all the good ideas already taken? I can't seem to go a day without thinking to myself, "And this is why you don't get paid the big bucks." It's like the day I learned about Santa Clause Conquers the Martians. How awesome is that? I was inspired! (p.s. I may ...
. Read More →When I was a little chubster fat ass incarnate and kids would make fun of me, my mom used to say things like, "Well you should tell them that 'At least I can lose weight, but you'll always be ugly." And thank God I've inherited the Bitch Gene through my madre. ...
. Read More →I have some serious blog catching up to do. I have about three partially written, one epically long (and very important to me but difficult to share). But there isn't time. In fact, I'm using the excuse "I'm waiting for my flat iron to warm up" although you and I ...
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Haunted on Bourbon Street by Deanna Chase
