rambling disclaimer/ I've been hesitant to write this. Well, technically, I’ve been hesitant to write it again since my computer decided to eat the first copy. I took it as a sign that maybe it wasn’t time to hit "publish." My goal with this list was to shed light on how some ...
Read More →I hate when people post bland, pointless status updates. Just got back from the store and I bought a banana. Unless you’re naming that banana “Captain Alejandro Bananapants” and preparing to lay siege on a ruthless band of radical mangos that have invaded your produce bin, I probably don’t care. I hate those ...
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Being a vegetarian off-and-on since I was 16 has finally caught up with me. Here I am, on the other side of “closer to 30 than 20,”and I do not effing know how to cook bacon. I mean, I know how I'm supposed to cook it, but it just turns into ...
Read More →I don’t like negative people. I don’t like the whole “woe is me” and “my life sucks” and “my wife just stole my truck, ran over my dog, and der-ank my last beer” mentality. Aside from punishing an entire musical genre for producing the demon-eyed pop parasite known as Taylor ...
. Read More →Happy Fat Tuesday, yo! Now, you may be asking me "What is Skinny Tuesday?" because I (and Google) know all. Seriously, I’m like Wizard of freaking Oz up in ‘hur because I can tell you the name of that one movie that had midgets or some other type of “mythical” type characters with ...
. Read More →Did I die? Well, sort of. The touchy-feely ho-ho-ho version of myself that was all “Yay! Reverbination!” throughout the Santa Season kind of crashed. Apparently, what I thought was optimism and hope for the future, was just a candy-cane and corndog high. Damn. But, seriously, something flat-lined in my head, heart, ...
. Read More →We live in the desert. Or, at least I think that's what our city council must think. As bad as it is, I'm not totally up on city government here, but I'm pretty sure their meetings regarding winter weather preparendess go something like this: Councilman Billy Bob: How much should we ...
. Read More →We just had what some are calling the Washington State "Snowpocalypse" ( it's on Twitter so it's all official and stuff). I hate snow. I just...I hate snow. I hate snow, OK? I don't see the merit of it. Sure, there are winter sports - and crazy people who think it's ...
. Read More →Are all the good ideas already taken? I can't seem to go a day without thinking to myself, "And this is why you don't get paid the big bucks." It's like the day I learned about Santa Clause Conquers the Martians. How awesome is that? I was inspired! (p.s. I may ...
. Read More →So, I started my period today. Why should you care? WELL IT'S DAMNED SIX DAYS EARLY AND I HATE MY LIFE AND I GOT CHEATED OUT OF NEARLY A WEEK OF HAPPY NONPAINNESS. Maybe I'm being oversensitive, but the news was full of WTFdom this week. Just a couple stories here before ...
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Haunted on Bourbon Street by Deanna Chase
